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Butler Webs offers
hundreds of pages of jokes and cartoons for your enjoyment. Our Humor Section is categorized by subject
matter. To see the newest joke or cartoon contributed by our friends and
visitors, click
here or click on any of the links below and get ready to smile!
[ Animals, Pets & Critters ] [ Automotive & Driving Humor ] [ Babyboomers, Over-The-Hill Humor - 4 Pages! ] [ Blonde Jokes & Riddles - 6 Pages! ] [ Bloopers, Funny Ads & Signs ] [ Brain Teasers - 2 Pages! ] [ Bumper Stickers - 2 Pages! ] [ Chick With Nice Knockers ] [ Christmas Humor - 2 Pages! ] [ COMIC CORNER - Featuring Cartoonists! ] [ Computer & Internet Humor - 2 Pages! ] [ Diet, Exercise, Fitness Humor ] [ Divorce Humor ] [ Drinking, Party & Hangovers - 2 Pages! ] [ Driving A Car Humor ] [ Female Bashing ] [ Firefighters ] [ Grandparents ] [ Groaners & Puns - 2 Pages! ] [ Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Outdoors ] [ Insults, Pick-Up Lines, Come-Backs ] [ Kids Say The Funniest Things - 3 Pages! ] [ Lawyer Jokes - 2 Pages! ] [ Links to Other Humor Web Sites ] [ Little Johnny & Little Mary Jokes ] [ Male Bashing - 5 Pages! ] [ Mammogram & Menopause Humor ] [ Marriage & Relationships - 3 Pages! ] [ Medical & Dental Humor - 5 Pages! ] [ Military Humor - 2 Pages! ] [ Parents, Grandparents & Kids - 2 Pages! ] [ Police Humor - 2 Pages! ] [ Pregnancy Humor ] [ Redneck Humor - 3 Pages! ] [ Religious Humor - 5 Pages! ] [ Riddles! ] [ Tax Time! Income Tax Humor ] [ Teachers, Students, Education - 2 Pages! ] [ Toilet & Bathroom Humor - 6 Pages! ] [ Travel Humor ] [ Word Humor & Funny Definitions ] [ Working Folks - Office Humor - 6 Pages! ] [ One-Liners ] [ Miscellaneous Humor - 2 Pages! ]
If you're looking for new
daily funnies, be sure to see our Comic &
Cartoon Corner section where we feature some daily cartoons like The
Jokes On You and some wonderful talented cartoonists and comic strip
artists. They are all kind enough to share their newest daily and weekly
cartoons with visitors to ButlerWebs!
Plus! You will find relevant humor on other pages throughout ButlerWebs, including our General
Webs and Neighborhood Webs.
Just look for the "Laughing Butler" on a
page. For example, in our General Webs for Holidays
on the separate page for Mother's Day, you will find other hunting-related humor like the following:
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100's of Jokes
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A Little Bit of Humor...
The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"
Submitted by SandyD7
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So pour a cup of coffee, pull up
a chair, and have some fun!
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"Joke" Defined:
1. Something said or done to provoke laughter.
2. Something not to be taken seriously.
Submitted by AlphaArs
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Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
Submitted by Adiastar00
Click here for more BabyBoomers
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More descriptive links to our Humor Categories and Special
Pages:
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Animals,
Pets & Critters: Anything to do with our furry, feathered
and slimy friends. With separate pages for:
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Baby
Boomers - Older Folks - Laughing our way to old age, gray hair and
over-the-hill. Plus more Older Folks Humor in our General
Webs for Older Folks.
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Blonde Jokes: If you need us to describe this one, then you must
be blonde! Now with five pages!
- Bloopers:
Funny signs and ads - mistakes can be fun!
- Brain Teasers: You will
find lots of brain teasers -- and for our added enjoyment, we placed the answers
in scroll boxes so you can use your brain before seeing the answers! PLUS more in
our General Webs for Entertainment
with three more pages for neat tests and quizzes such as See
How Smart You Are, Quiz
For People Who Know Everything, and a test to see How
Other People See You.
- Bumper Stickers: Those
great one-liners and quips we see on the go.
- Chick with Nice Knockers:
You gotta see this one...blush...
- Chili Taster:
A special page we made in our Recipe, Food & Beverage section just for a
great joke/story that was sent to us - all about a chili taster's experience -
it is so funny!
- Christmas
Humor - Ho! Ho! Ho! Now two pages!
- Comic & Cartoon Corner: We have the pleasure
of featuring some really, really talented cartoonists. Be sure to visit
this section! We have provided links to their Web sites so you can see
even more wonderful comics and cartoons and meet the cartoonists themselves!
- Computers & Internet: We
just opened this
new section in our 100's of Jokes & Cartoons for computer humor...but
haven't had time to move all the other good jokes for computers and Internet
from our General Webs for Computers
& Internet - there's LOTS more humor there!
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Definitions & Word Humor: New and funny
definitions of every-day words and real definitions of some unusual and humorous
words. Plus some crazy definitions of slang, clichés and terms we use
every day but probably don't realize what they mean. Laughing will take on
a whole new meaning...LOL!
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Dentists & Dental Humor
- A separate page within our Medical & Dental Humor Pages just for funny
stuff about dentists and their patients.
- Diet
& Fitness: Anything to do with dieting and exercise
and the "battle of the bulge."
- Divorce: The lighter
side of breaking up.
- Dogs & Puppies:
Two separate pages of dog and puppy jokes in our Animal Humor category! You'll
be panting from laughing so much!
- Drinking, Partying & Hangovers:
Since we had so much drinking and hangover humor in our General Webs for Recipes - Alcoholic Beverages
- we just had to start a new category! (Hic!) Page
1 and Page 2.
- Driving: We had so much
humor about driving, cars, auto, trucks, etc. that we made a new page! It
will drive you nuts! Plus more in our General Webs for Automotive.
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Female Bashing: Poking fun at the
female population. (Only fair since we have a male bashing section!)
- Firefighters: New
page - used to be with Police & Law Enforcement Humor.
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Groaners & Puns: Those jokes that make you
groan but after a few moments you eventually smile and laugh in spite of
yourself.
- Health: See Diet
& Fitness OR Medical
&
Dental
- Holidays: Our General Webs for Holidays
has all kinds of stuff about holidays in general with humor and separate pages for special
holidays, too -- like Christmas, Halloween,
Thanksgiving, and more! Plus a
separate Christmas Humor page.
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Hunting, Fishing & Camping: Lots of
humor about the great outdoors and the fun things that hunters, fishermen/women
and campers do!
- Insults, Pick-Up Lines &
Come-Backs: Zing that annoying person...and giggle in the process.
- Kids Say & Do The Funniest Things:
Out of the mouths of babes -- oh, so funny! Plus other Kids are
Funny pages - Kids in Church & Sunday
School and Kids & Marriage.
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Lawyers: There are so many lawyer jokes,
we just had to make a category for them. (Please don't sue us!) We
now have TWO Pages! Page 1, Page
2 (Is that double indemnity?)
- Links
to Other Humor Sites: There are some good humor sites out
there that we'd like to share with you.
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Little Johnny: Those all-time
favorites with a few Little Mary
jokes, too.
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Mammogram & Menopause Humor -
A separate page within our Medical & Dental Humor pages just for mammogram
and menopause humor - finding humor about squashed boobs and hot flashes!
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Male Bashing: Poking fun at the male
population. (For the guys who need directions: move
your cursor over to the underlined words "male bashing"...then click
on it using your mouse........) Pages 1, 2,
3, and a separate page just for Male
Bashing Riddles and One-Liners.
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Marriage & Relationships: The funny
things about being married or being a significant other. Now with three pages! Page 1, Page 2,
Page 3 and Kids &
Marriage.
Oh yeah - Divorce Humor split and moved to its own
page.
- Medical
&
Dental: Doctors, dentists, patients and the medical and
dental world -- you'll laugh yourself sick.
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Military: Humor in Uniform. And
until we open a General Web for Military, there is some serious stuff here, too.
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Miscellaneous - Page 1 and Page
2: For jokes not
categorized yet...the page we throw stuff on until we figure out what to
do with it. (Kinda like an in-box - and we are always behind in our
filing!)
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One-Liners: Those
quick-witted one sentences of humor. (OK...so maybe there's a few in there
with two lines...)
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Parents,
Grandparents & Kids: Page
1 and Page 2. The funny side of being a
parent and/or grandparent with a separate page for the hilarious things that kids say and
do.
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Police & Law Enforcement: Our nation's
finest...protecting us with a smile! Now TWO pages: Page
1, Page 2
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Redneck Jokes - Page 1 and Page
2: Ya'll will love these
jokes.
- Redneck Riddles:
Will tickle yar innards!
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Religious: Tasteful and funny
jokes about and for church-goers and our clergy. Now FIVE Pages! Page
1, Kids in Church & Sunday School, Page
3, Page 4, Page 5
- Religious - Kids:
Funny things kids do and say in church and Sunday School.
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Riddles & Brain Teasers: Lots of riddles -- and brain teasers, too!
See our separate pages just for Dumb Blonde Riddles,
Male Bashing Riddles, Redneck Riddles.
- Taxes - Jokes, Riddles,
One-Liners about income tax and paying taxes. A brilliant
deduction!
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Teachers,
Students & Education: Learning CAN be fun!
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Toilet & Bathroom:
It's a gas! Now with three pages: Page
One, Page Two, Page Three,
and
another page just for Toilet &
Bathroom Cartoons
- Travel Humor: It will
drive you crazy and keep you flying! Humor about driving, and travel by air,
sea, or any ol' way!
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Working Folks: Workplace Humor -
the crazy stuff that happens at work. Now FIVE pages!
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A new joke every day from The Joke's On You!
You will find "Did You Know?" Fun
Facts throughout our pages...
Did You
Know?
- An adult laughs an average of 15 times a day.
A child,
however, laughs an average of 400 times a day.
- Clinical studies have shown that humor strengthens the immune system.
- Humor allows a person to
forget about pains such as aches, arthritis, etc.
- Frequent belly laughter empties your lungs of more air than it
takes in resulting in a cleansing effect, similar to deep breathing.
This is especially beneficial for those who suffer from emphysema and other respiratory
ailments.
- According to a survey done by
Match.com, "70% of 16,000 adults polled believe
they're more likely to fall in love with someone who
makes them laugh than someone who makes them
think." N.Y. Time Service, August 20,
2004
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You will also find "Thoughts"
throughout our pages...
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Inspiration &
Motivation
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Thoughts...
"A smile is the curve that sets everything straight."
-- Phyllis Diller
Look at Bob Hope. Look at Milton
Berle, George Burns. Look how long they lived! Seeing the funny side of
things keeps you alive." -- Phyllis Diller
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Quick Links to ButlerWebs' 100's of Jokes
& Cartoons Categories:
[ Animals, Pets & Critters ] [ Automotive & Driving Humor ] [ Babyboomers, Over-The-Hill Humor - 4 Pages! ] [ Blonde Jokes & Riddles - 6 Pages! ] [ Bloopers, Funny Ads & Signs ] [ Brain Teasers - 2 Pages! ] [ Bumper Stickers - 2 Pages! ] [ Chick With Nice Knockers ] [ Christmas Humor - 2 Pages! ] [ COMIC CORNER - Featuring Cartoonists! ] [ Computer & Internet Humor - 2 Pages! ] [ Diet, Exercise, Fitness Humor ] [ Divorce Humor ] [ Drinking, Party & Hangovers - 2 Pages! ] [ Driving A Car Humor ] [ Female Bashing ] [ Firefighters ] [ Grandparents ] [ Groaners & Puns - 2 Pages! ] [ Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Outdoors ] [ Insults, Pick-Up Lines, Come-Backs ] [ Kids Say The Funniest Things - 3 Pages! ] [ Lawyer Jokes - 2 Pages! ] [ Links to Other Humor Web Sites ] [ Little Johnny & Little Mary Jokes ] [ Male Bashing - 5 Pages! ] [ Mammogram & Menopause Humor ] [ Marriage & Relationships - 3 Pages! ] [ Medical & Dental Humor - 5 Pages! ] [ Military Humor - 2 Pages! ] [ Parents, Grandparents & Kids - 2 Pages! ] [ Police Humor - 2 Pages! ] [ Pregnancy Humor ] [ Redneck Humor - 3 Pages! ] [ Religious Humor - 5 Pages! ] [ Riddles! ] [ Tax Time! Income Tax Humor ] [ Teachers, Students, Education - 2 Pages! ] [ Toilet & Bathroom Humor - 6 Pages! ] [ Travel Humor ] [ Word Humor & Funny Definitions ] [ Working Folks - Office Humor - 6 Pages! ] [ One-Liners ] [ Miscellaneous Humor - 2 Pages! ]
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